“Hanging Out”
“Funny story actually…
So he came up to me and he was like: „Hey Beautiful, are you poisonous?“
And I was like: „Dude, snakes aren’t poisonous. If anything, we are venomous. But I’m not. Thanks for asking… I guess.“
And he was like: „Awesome! Wanna hang out?“
Yeah well…
I can’t believe I actually fell for that.”
Illustration & Text © 2018 Lilian Howaldt
